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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared...
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by Romeempire on 06/15/06
Does anyone have some funny jokes?
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by Captain_Laniar on 02/12/05
Ever bored? When I'm bored at a red light, 5 minute traffic signal, I usually read as many bumper stickers as I can see. Please share your favorites or just make one up. Unfortunately in Califo...
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by SnowOwl on 05/04/08
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very kind, your honor," the...
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by Romeempire on 04/13/06
ACTUAL LETTERS THAT DEAR ABBY ADMITTED THAT SHE COULD NOT ANSWER Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in...
Technical Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem. A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably...
Young Kids' Take on the Bible If you know the Bible -- even a little -- you'll find this hilarious! This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old an...
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by pinkychocolate on 12/10/05
It's time to tell on our friends! Or ourselves if neccessary! I'll start: I was in NC on a beach retreat and I was in the ocean with my blonde-to-the-brain friend K. K was playing in the oc...
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by bluesky907 on 11/12/04
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the present...
Question 1: What kind of man was Boaz before he married? (scroll down for answer) Answer 1: Ruthless Question 2: Which Bible character had no parents? (scroll down for answer) Answer 2: Joshua, so...
*Strange 911 Calls* A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels. A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Swi...
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by krazy4j3sus on 04/14/06
When your mom is mad and asks, Do I look stupid?? It is best not to answer her. (Meghann, age 13) You should never stand in a bucket of water and touch an electric fence just because your brother d...
I got this Joke from an E-list I subscribe to about Clean Christian Humor. Thought I'd share it, too. Women's T-Shirts A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing Interest...
Ok you people who don't like the Yankees: Did you hear the post office recently recalled their new stamps? They had pictures of Yankee players on them, people couldn't figure out which side...
Yogi Berra Quotes Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical. ...Because it gets late early., (on wh...
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by angeltouch on 03/23/05
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, known as "squawks," submitted by QUANTAS pilots ...
*More Bulletin Bloopers* The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse. "Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please corr...
Facts of Women 1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is ir...
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by DancingforJesus on 08/04/05
I use to have Saturday Night Fever...Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes. Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you? My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my me...
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by lovedbyGod8 on 09/26/04
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked confused. "Umm, he's in the shower," she re...
Kinda long Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner,...
A Few One-liners When confronted with a Goliath-size problem, which way do you respond-- "He's too big to hit", or like David, "He's too big to miss"? Some people who watch...
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by MissKsMum on 04/05/07
These are laugh out loud funny. I like the popsicle one.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Dan...
Being from Idaho (and my fellow "Idahoan Counterparts" here @ Cabana will appreciate these, especially.) Sweet, Red, and Idaho are all favorite kinds of taters (potatoes). Here are some...
Found these old jokes and I thought I'd share. I hadn't seen them before. 8-) God made Adam & He rested. Then he made Eve. Since then -- No one's rested ! Adam and Eve must have had...
What is Irish and stays out all night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Patio furniture! Ha ha ha ha! If you don't get it at first, it's alright, it took me awhile too. Nick
Door Stopper Two church members were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman's home who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want ...
A Dictionary for Women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. -- What a woman intentionally become...
I posted this on my door! Now I lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test, If I should die before I wake, that's one less test I have to take. Any amens out there?
"Car Names Explained" (My car brand I had once is in here so don't be offended if yours is too!) AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW - Big Money Works Bought My Wife (if I was...
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by Porschephile on 03/23/05
THINGS TO DO AT A DRIVE THRU 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your...
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by DancingforJesus on 08/13/05
1. Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every morning. Give them to him/her before he/she goes to class. 2. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backw...
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by FreedomsGrl1012 on 11/07/05
The following are actual stories provided by Tavel Agents : 1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client called in inq...
