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hi, I'm Benjamin Banana Spider. It's been quite a week. A few days ago, I decided to leave my lonely banana tree and find a new home. Not far from the tree I found this cute little house. I...
Does anyone have some funny jokes?
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by Captain_Laniar on 02/12/05
Ever bored? When I'm bored at a red light, 5 minute traffic signal, I usually read as many bumper stickers as I can see. Please share your favorites or just make one up. Unfortunately in Califo...
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by SnowOwl on 05/04/08
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve."...
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by redtree00 on 04/04/06
Tom Turkey's 2009 Lament It's me once again, Tom Turkey, with a report from CTB (Corporation for Turkey Broadcasting) on the impending crisis for, and unbridled devastation of U.S. turkeys,...
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by eagleswings on 12/01/09
The 98% Test At the end of this message, you are asked a question. >>Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it! >> >>Just say the first thing that pops into your mi...
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by Cherokeegirl on 05/01/07
Post em all here! I'll start you all off... What do you call a blonde at a university? A visitor
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by WhoAmI133 on 01/03/07
I can relate to most of this stuff, haha... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH" 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of B...
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by applejuze on 05/14/06
Your momma's bible is SO big, she's got to use a PAINT-ROLLER to highlight in it! bwahahahahaha..... /cheesy joke.
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by eagleswings on 06/10/07
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared...
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by Romeempire on 06/15/06
here's another riddles to get you all thinking... one hundred feet up in the air, it lies with it's back on the ground... what is it?
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by cyberdan on 05/31/06
It's time to tell on our friends! Or ourselves if neccessary! I'll start: I was in NC on a beach retreat and I was in the ocean with my blonde-to-the-brain friend K. K was playing in the oc...
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by bluesky907 on 11/12/04
This is strange..can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There'...
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by GodsWarrior2 on 04/19/07
In the South: If you run your car into a ditch don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of thei...
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by Cajunluvie on 08/14/09
1. Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every morning. Give them to him/her before he/she goes to class. 2. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backw...
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by FreedomsGrl1012 on 11/07/05
A Few One-liners When confronted with a Goliath-size problem, which way do you respond-- "He's too big to hit", or like David, "He's too big to miss"? Some people who watch...
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by MissKsMum on 04/05/07
Here is a post for riddles of all kinds. Ill start then the person who post the answer first posts the next riddle. What is greater then God. More evil then the Devil. The poor have it. The rich do...
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by Romeempire on 10/23/06
I have some riddles for you riddle loving people. I'll post the 1st riddle and then when someone gets the answer, post it, and if not, I'll post the answer then go to the 2nd riddle. Riddle...
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by 70times7 on 03/29/06
Just got this from a friend. How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences ...
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by dramaqueen on 09/07/08
ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST > > > >> > > > >> Count every "F" in the following text: > > > >> > > > >> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE >...
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by Michelin on 09/29/05
HEY EVERY1, I am laughing b/c of how lucky i am. Yeah, im in the hospital, but i am not as sick as some kids here. I'm the luckiest duck on Earth. ~ Sara IM Me - jcissimply4me
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by FreedomsGrl1012 on 04/29/05
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you th...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Dan...
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? Girl, you got...
THINGS TO DO AT A DRIVE THRU 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your...
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by DancingforJesus on 08/13/05
A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi. Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally...
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by cyberdan on 11/23/05
Why did the chicken cross the playground?? Wait for it, wait for it!! To get to the other slide!!! Bad winnie bad!! Winnie runs away as other cabana members put tomatoes in slingshots! Run winnie r...
Shalom, Did you know that GOD is left handed? HE has to be to do all that HE does while JESUS is sitting on HIS right hand!
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by servin4him on 07/20/05
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket ba...
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by Jesus_Freak34 on 04/09/06
10. "Let me explain what 'deductible' means on car insurance." 9. "Your mom's almost ready. Where are we going on our double date?" 8. "Seems to me last year's p...
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by CatsLoveGodToo on 03/19/09
Via a half-Canadian friend of mine in honor of all the Maple Leafs on the Cabana! The founders of Canada were having a difficult time coming up with a good name for their then unnamed country. Fina...
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by awana_girl on 05/02/06
*Top Ten Gifts Your Husband or Boyfriend Doesn't Want For Christmas* 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Anything that even remotely...
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by Gadget_girl on 08/08/06
A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him. The waitress walks over and asks what they would like to eat. The man says I will take a rib eye steak with baked potatoes. The ostrich say...
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by awana_girl on 12/03/05
Men & Women at the ATM HIM: 1) Pull up to ATM 2) Insert card 3) Enter PIN number and account 4) Take cash, card and receipt 5) Start Car 6) Drive Away HER: 1) Pull up to ATM 2) Check makeup in...
Follow these 15 simple tests before you decide to have children : Test 1 Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. Aft...
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by angiegirl20 on 04/16/05
