1. Scream "The world's really big! Huge in fact!" when leaving it's A Small World After All.
2. Carry a yardstick that's exactly your height.
3. Ask the person next to you on the roller coaster to hold your barf bags.
4. Sneeze on Sneezy
5. Put blue cotton candy on old ladies' heads and yell "Hey! It's Marge Simpson!"
6. Dress like your favorite superhero "Vinny, The Candy Stealin' Rat"
7. Tell the person in front of you on the rollar coaster, "This could get messy. I was gagging just going through the turnstile."
8. Start the "Wheeeeeews!" and "Whoooooooas!" on the shuttle bus from the parking lot.
9. Insist on wearing a coonskin cap and pelts on the log flume.
10. Tell everyone in line how you like to eat soup on spinning rides.
11. Wear a parachute on the ferris wheel.
12. Say "I like rides that make me puke. Hoe about you?"
13. Show everyone a handful of large bolts and say "Now this ride should be exciting!"
14. Keep screaming "That's Justin Timberlake in the Winnie the Pooh suit!!"
15. Say "They can make a man go to the moon, but they can't build a ride that doesn't get stuck when you're upside down."
16. Serve an official-looking subpoena to Elmer Fudd for illegal possession of firearms.
17. Take a giant sketchpad and set up your own caricature stand.
18. Wear your "I'm With Queasy" tee.
19. Bribe the guy running the Whirly Bird to "speed it up".
20. Drape yellow police tape around Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother's cottage.
21. Try to leave the petting zoo holding a sheep and muttering "Where have you bee? Mom's been worried sick about you."
22. At Sea World announce "Them dolphins are tasty!"
23. Tell everyone at the parade "Darn it! Because of that stupid restraiing order, I'm not allowed to get within 100 feet of Goofy."
24. Leave the haunted house with one arm tucked inside your shirt and ketchup dripping from the empty sleeve.

Some of these my friends made up....and the others we saw from a magazine.